I Am Not a Cop!, by Richard Belzer with Michael Black

'What time is it in Arizona?' I asked, looking at the number I'd gotten from Sikes as Mickey sped down the block.

Hardcover: 272 pages
Publisher: Simon & Schuster; 1 edition (October 14, 2008)
ISBN: 978-1416570660

Holy Headshot! A Celebration of America's Undiscovered Talent, by Patrick Borelli and Douglas Gorrestein

My influences consist of Vetran's [sic] such as Bruce Willis, Robert Deniro [sic], James Dean, Chevy Chase, just to name a few.
[excerpt from the resume of Jeffrey Zawada]

Paperback: 240 pages
Publisher: Simon & Schuster (October 28, 2008)
ISBN: 978-1416591122

The Cartoon History of the Universe 2: Volumes 8-13 by Larry Gonick

He headed for the nearest armed Chins . . . led his men across a river, and ordered them to burn their boats and baggage.

Paperback: 305 pages
Publisher: Main Street Books/Doubleday (September 18, 1994)
Language: English
ISBN: 978-0385420938